In the Halloween Spirit

Happy Halloween



This is Jesus. He lived next too me when I attended Reed College. A very friendly and creative man Jesus was, he loved stabbing forks into the ceiling, making little electronic potato armies, being beligerant (my favorite example: He screamed "Humans rule, Dolphins can suck it" at the rugby drink-up to fill an uncomfortable silence. He's just so thoughtful), and getting haircuts with the RIDICULOUSLY cheap knives from Safeway. This unfortunate day Jesus was denied service from the Bon Appetite Dining Hall because he didn't have the appropriate dress to enter. I swear, these days even Jesus can't get a decent meal!