why my bicycle is awesome

cars smell really bad, my bike smells like bike.
i can ride on the lawn, my car can't.
i am never going to kill someone by hitting them on my bicycle.
i never have trouble finding parking.
i don't have to feel bad about riding across campus because i'm not wasting oil/gasoline.
when i travel the wind blows in my face.
my bike is really pretty and doesn't make much noise.

i love you bike.