Friday, January 28, 2005

irregardless

OH MAN, i love professor templeton, doctor templeton rather.
There is this fantastic rivalry in my advanced inorganic class
between the most OCD professor at whitman and the most
arrogant asshole of a brownnoser student. I love it. They both
hate each other with a burning passion. Today, the guy asked a
question along the lines of, "Is ammonia a better ligand than
fluoride irregardless of the metal?" To which Templeton replied,
"If irregardless were a word, HA HA HA," followed by much laughing
in this students face. He continued on without answering the
question that was originally posed. HIGH-LARIOUS!


thanks chuck, for making my day.

fridays are the best.

Friday, January 07, 2005

top things

1. watching 15 seconds of a movie playing behind closed doors, through a crack in the doors.
2. asking random questions to strangers or recent acquaintances without any preface and listening.

for example:
what do you do?
what is your number one turn on?
what makes you smile?

3. waking up before anyone else and watching snowflakes fall, like i am the only one in the world watching.
4. telling stories, usually long boring ones.
5. creating.
6. creative madness

that is it for now
feel free to answer the above questions...

link time!

good times

learn to love you more!

most beautiful place on earth

it's times like these when you stop being bummed out about bellingham's cloudy skies.
it's a snow day of course!


there is something about snow covered branches that makes my
eyes twinkle.

walked around the lake with shannon...amazing.
wish you all were here, you're missing my favorite time of the year.

i stumbled into my snowy side yard in open heel clogs to take this
picture. stupid, but it was worth it.

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

NOOOOOOO!

The oc has entered my house like the plague. maggie just
wanted me to watch one episode with her, then we were done
with an entire dvd! i didn't know that you couldn't watch just
one. why wasn't i warned! now i can't stop. i lured shannon
into the pain with me this afternoon.

help!

Monday, January 03, 2005

fantastic

loving it

hey tony, i bet you don't know them all.

bet you anything from the candy machine.

silly girl in a giant t-shirt


so, this used to be a giant t-shirt, now it's a silly skirt.
plus, i love the little cheerful. it had a big fancy remodel for all
of the non-'hamsters out there.

best skirt of the day.
i still don't quite have shirts down, to my dismay....

oh, how i adore...

BUTTONS!

i just never know what to do with them, so here was a quick solution.


the only thing is that i absolutely abhor sewing the damn things on.
it's a shame because i love how they look practically anywhere.


next: button earrings...

no, button magnets...

no, button necklace...

you get the picture.


Saturday, January 01, 2005

more geeky chem fun

A small piece of sodium which lived in a testube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the sodium.The bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through".

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender: " How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him and says: "For you, it's no charge".

What do dipoles say in passing?
       - Have you got a moment?

Two chemistry students wanted to celebrate the summer by fishing in their boat. But first they went to the lab and grabbed a bottle with the label "96%". After some time fishing, one said to the other: " I'm afraid we have done something wrong. This is not ethanol, it's sulfuric acid". The other replied: "I know, I have just peed a hole in the boat!!!  "


they are explosive, really.

Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".

we love who we love and we can't help ourselves.